bird’s custard


the thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).
“after dinner i enjoyed my aunt’s cherry pie with a thick helping of bird’s custard”
a thickish, yellowish discharge emitted from a ladies clunge when she is particularly receptive to sir’s amorous advances. the favoured dish when dining at the y
when eating hairy pie i do like a helping of bird’s custard.

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