when a dirty girl from robbinsdale wants to stick her thumb up your -ss and then wants to smell her thumb.
guy 1 that girl sarah wanted to give me a birdtown b-tt plug last night.
guy 2 she looks like someone who would try that. so you do it then?
guy 1 no doubts, had to try it.
guy 2 bong!!!!
- bobby cocker
someone that is frustrating, rude, ignorant. someone you don’t understand that doesn’t know how to communicate in an affectionate way. instead they are just f-cking watching football and looking for a place to put their c-ck…if it was a dude named bobby they would still f-ck him if it was happening while watching football (two […]
- Bone Basket
1. the extra plate, container or basket provided when dining on ribs to place your gnawed, meatless bones in after consuming great bbq ribs. 2. a nasty, toothless, skin and bones, emaciated meth wh-r- that has s-x for money and drugs. 3. a promiscuous girl known for sleeping around and an easy lay. 1. roger […]
- Bozo Hair
a very, hairy v-g-n- whereby the p-b-s hang out from the panty leg holes on each side giving resemblance to bozo the clown’s bald head with oversized hair on the sides. tonya disrobed in the locker room to change her clothes for her yoga cl-ss. her cl-ssmates all snickered when they looked down to see […]
- brown expresso
when you take someone’s water bottle that is not see through and take a sh-t in it and fill up the remaining sp-ce with water. then put the bottle back were you found it. this guy is going to have a great surprise when he drinks the brown expresso that i gave him.
- butter missile
when a girl gets cramped and then squirts all over the guys face hey did you here about john last night he got sweet tang,the bad thing was he got a b-tter missile to the face