Birdy Revenge
the type of revenge you get on birds for sh-tting on your car.
the preferred method is by going up to a birds nest, waiting for the mother bird to leave her eggs, climbing up to a st-rdy limb right above said nest and taking a sh-t on the birds nest.
works best if you have diarrhea.
if the mother bird still hasn’t returned to the now defaced nest, feel free to take any eggs that haven’t broken home for some awesome scrambled eggs. just make sure to clean the sh-t off of them first.
jack: dude you were pretty p-ssed at those birds that cr-pped on your newly waxed car last week.
kyle: yeah but the next day i found a birds nest and got me some sweet birdy revenge.
jack: you sh-t on some birds?
kyle: nope. just the nest. there were some yummy looking eggs in there too, so i was thinking ” hey free breakfast”!
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