Birk


birk is commonly used as a light hearted, almost affectionate insult, referring to someone who is a bit silly, or has done something stupid.

its origins are more co-rs-. its a derivative of the c-ckney rhyming slang birkley hunt – i.e. c-nt.
1. modern – you are such a birk for eating that mouldy food.

2. archaic – my birk hurts.

3. c-ckney – get off me you stupid birkley.
birks: short for birkenstock, expensive stylish footwear, usually considered to be wore by “hippies”, very comfortable shoes that are becoming more popular
those who diss the birks are missing out.
birk is a semi friendly insult usualy meaning fool or idiot. it has a similar meaning to plonker or wally.

the word however stems from a more sinister background.
a birk originaly was a name for somone that robbs graves, from the last name of a faimed grave robber.

other potential origins are from c-ckney rhyming slang for c-nt.
“tom you birk, you spilled my pint!”

“we caught these two birks in the graveyard!”

“let me feel your birk!”
short for birkenstock sandals. usually found on the feet of students at liberal arts colleges.
i’m gonna take that f-ckin hippies birks and shove em up his -ss sideways
lesbiano or j-p shoes
i need sum birks to complete my j-p look
to be someone who alone can be nice, but in public is a mean-spirited, gossipy, b-tchy queen that is a playa
“you’re being a birk so stop it!”
a chick with a real pale face from giving to many bl-w j-bs/ sucking too hard
bob: dude i saw this chick who kinda looked like a birk at school yesterday

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