birkenstock exchange
the public trading of birkenstocks sandals. buying and selling birkenstocks typically takes place on the trading floor, which is usually home depot. when the market opens for exchange, the birkenstock brokers who can be identified by their flannel shirts, handle all transactions for traders. the closing of the exchange is signaled by playing melissa etheridge’s “come to my window”
janet: i need new sandals. i’m going to the birkenstock exchange.
janine: can you bring back some lumber so i can build a new garage?
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