birmingham muzzle loader


pioneered in the great state of alabama, the birmingham muzzle loader occurs while chewing tobacco and having -n-l s-x simultaneously. one removes the ball of tobacco from his mouth, sticks it in the -n-s of the girl, and rams it in with his p-n-s. the birmingham muzzle loader ladies and gentleman.
”ol’ bill was f-ckin’ his girl in tha -ss and gave er a birmingham muzzle loader.”

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