Birmingham Saddleshank
the endeavour to lean out of one’s car window whilst driving on a road with at least two lanes and with w-lly unsheathed to insert said w-lly into the open window of other cars travelling in the same direction (this latter part is important lest one expects to receive a brutal d-cklashing).
‘deftly, turpin lowered himself to black bess’s side, her muscles writhing powerfully under his soles as she galloped as a shadow in the fog, drawing ever closer to the magistrate’s coach. with one hand still clinging to his steed, he lowered his britches in preparation for the impending birmingham saddleshank.
the magistrate could hear the crescendo of galloping behind him rising with his nervous heartbeat, until thrust through his window was the most foul of phalluses accompanied by the scream of his coachman and the growl of h-ll’s own brimstone: “magistrate, your money or your wig all p-ssed on.”’ – black bess; or, the knight of the road by william harrison ainsworth
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