Birtch Control


(n) birtch control (pr-nounced birch control) is a type of birth control which is meant to eliminate periods all together, such as an iud. this helps alleviate the side effects of having mood swings which in turn, is also a “b-tch control” – which is still there when on their periods
you sure youre on youre birtch control because the b-tch inside you is coming out in full force!

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