Birth Control Shirt
this is a shirt my first husband got second hand and i could tell why. as soon as he put that shirt on, it looked so bad that i was forced to shut my eyes because it was emotionally traumatizing to look at it. the combination of print, pattern and color produced such a cataclysm of visual -ssault that i needed six months of therapy to deal with it. it is the equivalent of seeing your loved one wearing a jason from halloween mask, which is almost as scary.
when my husband wore the birth control shirt, i knew that there would be no chance of him cheating on me. i was surprised it didn’t render him sterile. it was one ugly–ss unflattering shirt. i threw it away and he divorced me anyway.
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