birthday 9 days


when ones birthday falls on a weekend it is a great time. however, it is much less fun when one’s birthday is on a weekday. as a consolation, many people observe the tradition of birthday 9 days. instead of one big party, you can celebrate your birthday in smaller parties starting the weekend before your birthday and ending at the end of the following weekend, making a total of 9 days.

there are two sects of people that define which days are weekend days. one group defines the weekend as friday and sat-rday, while another group defines the weekend as sat-rday and sunday. usually people over the age of 30 fall into the latter group, since they are too old to go out and party on friday night.
mark: “does birthday 9 days start this weekend?”
derek: “h-ll yea! 9 day bender here i come!”

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