Birthday Deal


a birthday deal is an agreement made between a guy and his girlfriend/wife. every year, on partner a’s birthday, partner b will do what’s agreed upon in the birthday deal. partner b will likely agree to the terms of the birthday deal in exchange for having his/her own.

the birthday deal was introduced nationally on the second episode of rules of engagement called, “the birthday deal.”
woman- “for my birthday deal we’re gonna get mani’s, pedi’s, facials and then watch romantic movies till i fall asleep in your arms. what do you want for your birthday honey?”

man- “oh you’ll be getting a facial alright…”
a birthday deal is where a woman agrees to have s-x with a man, but only once a year.. on his birthday.
“but what about the birthday deal?” say’s matt
“d-mn it! you’ve got me!” says kelly ann
a birthday deal is where a woman agrees to have s-x with a man, but only once a year.. on his birthday.
“but what about the birthday deal?” say’s matt
“d-mn it! you’ve got me!” says kelly ann

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