birthday douche
an -sshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame -ss excuse “its my birthday”. its much worse when its someone’s 16th or 18th birthday.
me: i finally did all my ch-r-s, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can finally relax and play some wii.
birthday douche: -sn-tches controller-
me: hey what gives! i was just going to play -sswipe!
birthday douche: no, i wanna play!
me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now d-ckhead
birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!
me: -punches birthday douche in the face-
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