Birthday Dump
a p–p that requires no toilet paper afterwards due to the fact that it left nothing behind on your behind.
dude, i was just taking a sh-t and realized there was no toilet paper. luckily it was a birthday dump, or i would have been in big trouble.
you are hammered drunk and you decide to drop one down, only you find that it happens to be the best d-mn t-rd of your young life. it was so good in fact, that you feel as if it was your birthday.
on occasion, the loaf itself refuses to be flushed, enhancing/dampening the birthday effect depending on location.
you are wishing someone happy birthday at a bar, perhaps for their 12:01, and instead of singing the happy birthday song when everyone else is singing it, you yell “take a birthday dump….jesse reimer!”
“take a birfday dump” (if ur black)
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