birthday sex
obligation-free s-x which happens on or around someone’s birthday. usually initiated by the birthday boy/girl’s partner, and involving a mix of acts which more favour the birthday boy/girl’s preferences.
the usual rules of reciprocation and mutual pleasure are temporarily suspended, and the birthday girl/boy is considered free to c-m whenever and wherever the f-ck they please.
nah, can’t come out tonight… i’m hoping for birthday s-x.
its when you get some sucky or some f-cky for your birthday, with no relationship needed
he got her poosy for his birthday, and theyre just friends
a miller lite, bud light, or other light beer served in a bottle with one sip replaced with a shot or half shot of vanilla flavored vodka (svedka, smirnoff, stoli, etc.) put your thumb on the top and gently flip the bottle over to mix. tastes like cupcakes.
how’d you get so f-cked up on just bud light?
i was actually drinking birthday s-x.
the s-x which gets lindsay pregnant
“d-mn, she is looking fat!”
“she just had some birthday s-x”
“aw the baby is so cute! what is his name?
“birfday s-xx”
“welcome the the abortion clinic. what’s hood n-gg-”
“i have a birthday s-x problem…”
its that sh-t. birthday presents riii ahhhh iiiii de out
liz got dat birthday s-x when midnight hit.
the best birthday present. usually involving 1 or more hookers.
my mom got me the birthday s-x and i was satisfied. i always antic-p-te my birthdays in the future hoping for this present.
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