birthday tux


similar to a birthday suit, a birthday tux is one’s naked form but polished up for fancier events for which a birthday suit would be inappropriate. a birthday tux is more well trimmed and tanner than a birthday suit.
valerie: “are you wearing your birthday suit to the orgy?”
mich-lle: “are you kidding? i’m wearing my birthday tux! i’m going to shine like a diamond!”

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