Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
a commonly (u don’t believe me? just google it…) used “birthday quote” to wish happy birthday to someone in the us.
people gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote “funny”. (search for: “funny birthday quotes” on google).
sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on t-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting…)
1. birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. i do not really care about you but, ehy i am wishing you happy birthday and this was just lame enough…
2. some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, you get two birds with one stone: (a) compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls love that! (b) you let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to b-mp up to a “d” cup…
3. you really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough…here is your quote: birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
4. you are a foreigner that does not know enough english to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. the wish: birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, s-x, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, s-xual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. bottom line: you are not going to get sued- for this!
-disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy bday to is being fed by iv you might actually incur in legal prosecution.
disclaimer ii: ud is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
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