birtwistle
a complete jack-ss who is getting laid as you read this definition. he will generally be accompanied by multiple victoria secret models while watching football. he is often seen in a koenigsegg agera throwing stacks of cash at pedestrians
person a: birtwistle is such a hero! always getting laid
person b: i agree, he even got with my mother and sister the other week!
person a: did you just see that car go 140 in a school zone? must have been birtwistle.
person b: obviously, birtwistle is always breaking the law!
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