bischof syndrome


the quality of using the bischof minute, which is usually about 20 minutes off standard time. causing the person to be always late. or to let things unfold without caring. usually in situations like carpooling, they rarely give a straight answer.
“you’ve got the bischof syndrome, you can’t even be on time.”

friend: “so do we have a drive to the movie?”
bischof syndrome person: “ah…do you have a drive to the movie?”
friend: “you said you could drive us!”
bischof syndrome person: “just dont worry about it, it’ll work out”

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