Biscuit Body
when a person (male or female) is generally shaped like a tube of biscuits. not really fat, but not skinny, and seemingly the same width from any angle.
jim: hey man, what do you think of claire?
bob: she’s alright man. i mean, cute face but she’s got a biscuit body.
jim: dude, i know. it’s weird. she’s cute but also not…
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