biscuit canning
slam your b-n-r on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long…
remember…girth is what it’s worth.
ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. couldn’t measure up till i biscuit canned my schl-ng.
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