Biscuit People


the term ‘biscuit people’ is used to refer to members of society who (it is -ssumed) most likely eat nothing but cheap supermarket own-brand biscuits for their daily intake of food such as chavs, pikeys, & pretty much everyone on the social. they stand apart from regular people by usually have a rather disturbing body odour, unsightly physical appearance, food stains down their matalan tracksuits and a severely damaged/disfunctional intellect. it should be noted that in a family unit containing a ‘biscuit person’ that over time the remaining members will also become inflicted with the condition.
“why does that ugly chav smell like sh-t?”

“she’s a biscuit person, don’t be mean”

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