biscuit wanker


n. 1. moronic individual who derives auto-erotic pleasure from stanky cheddar infused biscuits, but is too cheap–ss to actually buy them, and so bogarts them off of another…

n 2. a person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits…
1. that freakin biscuit w-nker was standing outside the window of the restaurant trying to get him some cheddar.

2. i tell my lil biscuit w-nker that he’s “special,” not a dumb-ss– that would hurt his self-esteem.

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