bisectional glutophilia
the fetish for half–ssing things. could be figurative( appreciates little amount of effort, similar to attraction to bad boys) or literal( attracted to people w/ one b-ttcheek)
not to be confused with the love of gluten.
she’s got bisectional glutophilia; the less they care, the better they are.
it’s hard to find women who interest me; bisectional glutaphilia really narrows the dating pool
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