bisexual whiplash
it’s spring, the weather turns warn, and for the first time in many months all the cute people wandering around the street/mall/food court/city park/farmers market/etc. are wearing light clothing revealing faces, arms, legs, cleavage… the more of them distract you, the more often you turn to look, the more likely you are to get bis-xual whiplash.
straight people can get it too, of course, but being bi doubles your vulnerability.
the cute people are out today! i went to get some food and got bis-xual whiplash just trying to cross the street.
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