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Bishmash

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• Fwampi

  to have b-st–l s-x with a sheep. aka, to rape a sheep. sometimes, when mark goes to his father’s farm, he has to fwampi martha the old sheep. to brutally rape an inanimate object. >>; i didn’t make this up, either. to everyone’s disgust, erica fwampi’d a chair. ew. she should be shot. d:

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• Sqweedle

  a squeeble weeble. you know a scit scattin do dattin word for a squirty sh-t. -what was that noise? -sorry, i got a bad case of the sqweedles. -no problem. i know how that goes.

• black hole sun

  well known soundgarden song. came to be the anthem of grief for thousands of dis-affected teens after it was released directly after kurt cobains suicide. it’s awesome! “black hole sun…won’t you come?” 1. a sun during a solar eclipse. 2. the existence of a sun in negative energy. such states can only be found in […]

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