bitchin’ pigeon
the cooler older brother of “awesome possum”. used when something is truly fantastic or bad-ss in a way that can only be described as “b-tchin'”. the addition of a rhyming animal in the phrase only accentuates its absolute b-tchin’ness.
hypothetical hubert: yesterday i found a cat with five legs.
imaginary imogen: oh man, that’s b-tchin’ pigeon!
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