bishop chatard

a land-locked ‘catholic’ high school located in literally the worst part of indianapolis that has a long list of health code violations, such as a rat and bug problem, along with a lot of mold everywhere. the school is full of kids who wish they went to cathedral or guerin but can’t afford it, and are then instantly guaranteed a varsity spot on any sports team they choose. all the students complain about the school, and most of the teachers have previously gotten fired from other schools. the entire school smells strongly like whatever is for lunch that day in the ‘cafeteria’ (located in the bas-m-nt). this school brags a lot about having a lot of 3a football state championships, but forget that they have that many simply because they’re too scared to move up to 4a like they should. their logo is the usc trojan that appears to be photoshopped to blue. most of the teachers are liberal, which does not go well in a catholic environment and thus creates conflict. (see also: sh-tyard, sh-tt-rd, bishopr-t-rd, sh-thard, etc.)
“yo bro, where’s your bathroom? i gotta take a bishop chatard high school.”

“you mean a sh-t?”

“yeah, same thing.”