bishop’s massage
1. to w-nk and rub one out in a fast and feverish manner.
2. to receive a handy from your camp counselor at summer camp.
1. i was late for work again today. gots cut back on the bishop’s m-ssage.
2. how was summer camp this year? great. experienced a bishop’s m-ssage for the first time. i’m already signed up for next summer.
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