Bismarck Raincheck
two gentleman meet in the sleeper cab of peterbilt at a rest stop off of i-194, one man (the giver) places a tight band around the other man’s (the receiver’s) genitals, m-ssages his crotch the point of release, but the band prevents the receiver from -j-c-l-t-ng until after the giver has also finished, thus resulting in a “bismarck raincheck”.
i was on a cross country trip to my father’s funeral when i stopped to give some lonely trucker a bismarck raincheck
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