Bismarcked
when you are expecting more out of the situation or a general misfortune that you encounter.
i got bismarcked today when i got a flat tire on my way to des moines.
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a term or condition that has been marked up or doctored so that its original parameters have been intensified to the point of offensiveness.
in a successful attempt to infuriate the french to the point of declaring war in 1870, the prussian chancellor otto van bismarck intercepted kaiser wilhelm’s letter and bismarcked it, turning it into a direct insult to the french ident-ty.
when something happens to you that you wish had never happened.
ted was walking down the street when he looks up to see a girl that he went on two dates with and never called back.
ted got bismarcked
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