bitard
n. a fantastic creature that is the symbol of the ordre du vénéré bitard, a student -ssociation of university of poitiers in france, created during the 1920s. members of the student group also refer to themselves as bitards, and at times wear uniforms colored according to their rank in the organization.
note: although a previous ud definition says that this means “bis-xual r-t-rd,” that is a common misconception.
university of poitiers student: salut! ¿voulez-vous joindre à l’ordre du vénéré bitard? vous pouvez porter une cape.
us transfer student: um, let me look that up in my french dictionary. i’m not sure i want to be a bitard.
bis-xualy r-t-rd?…hmm i dont really know what this word means…but its funny
shut up you stupid bitard
a “straight” person who is bi-curious, but who is afraid, and/or has no clue how to go about having a same s-x experience. (also bi-tarded) usually this person has an unusual amount of gay, and lesbian friends and is often the only “straight” person in a group.
my friend tiffany is so beautiful. i think about kissing her all the time. but i’ve never kissed a girl before and i’m nervous. i’m afraid to do anything about these feelings so i don’t do anything. i am such a bi-tard.
Read Also:
- WSOWF
acronym for “world series of wordfeud”. created sometime in late 2010. wsowf is the self-proclaimed first ever worldwide mobile-based championship tournament event. wordfeud is a crossword-like multi-player puzzle, similar to words with friends on iphone but exclusive to the the android market. they currently offer a free version and a paid version for roughly $4 […]
- Wurzle
the mental tractor driver from standlake “look wurzles on two wheels coming out of the pit gate!” the number 1 tractor driver at a banger track who has mad hair days god hes as mad as wurzle commonly know for his tractor driving work at oval racing track standlake, also renowned for mad hair and […]
- Bitchocracy
the rule of b-tches (men and women and others) over society, making the weaker, lamer solution always the ‘correct’ one to prevent those that suggest those ideas from ‘b-tching’ hybrid cars made of plastic with built in ipods? man, score another one for the b-tchocracy! what will happen if my mother takes over the world […]
- bitch-skank
the girl version of a douche-bag that girl is such a b-tch-sk-nk! obnoxious and uptight management type who has very little respect for their underpaid employees. i lost a limb at work today and chelsea still made me finish my shift. what a b-tchsk-nk! that b-tchsk-nk is so ungrateful. a sk-nk who cant mult-task n […]
- bitchtastic
this word is a combo of b-tch and fantastic therefeore becoming b-tchtastic it means “to be b-tchy or p-ssy”; “to be a b-tch” (b-tch-t-ss-tick) courtney must be feeling b-tchtastic today. she already told me to f-ck off and called c-ssie a sl-t. exemplifying utter b-tchiness. i can’t stand to be around my girl this time […]