bitch-boyfriend
a boyfriend who is astronomically infatuated with his girlfriend. common symptoms of becoming a b-tch-boyfriend include frequent overprotective behavior and constant communication of his affection, as if he’s constantly peeing over a bush to mark his territory. b-tch-boyfriends will usually lose all masculinity and become paranoid of the possible loss of the relationship. this paranoia is not completely amiss, however, as the female will eventually drop the b-tch-boyfriend as a result of his excessive neediness.
guy 1: have you seen chris’s new girlfriend? she’s completely turned him into a b-tch-boyfriend…
guy 2: yea i know. let’s go find some friends with genitalia.
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