bitch call my dick
a phrase used while leaving a voicemail which imply that the person who was called needs to call or at least call back the person leaving the message. otherwise the recipient would be a fool -ss b-tch.
raven’s voice mail message: i’m not able to get to my phone. you know what to do.
tina: girl, you will not believe that i am breakin’ it down at this party with diddy. he asked me to come along with his friends and he said i could invite you. b-tch call my d-ck!
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