bitch gobble
a bad -ss mother f-cking swimmer. he gets all the girls and gets laid every night. just ask his roommate. poor kid is scared for life, especially his ears and eyes. he throws sick parties and you can ask any columbia student. he’s only good at one type of the br–ststroke.
i want to go b-tch gobble’s party tonight, it’s going to be a huge rager.
b-tch gobble is the best i’ve been with in bed.
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