bitch job


an office job in a clean, air-conditioned environment with no manual labor involved. this job requires no life-or-death decisions, no sales, and mostly paper pushing. the job is mostly reserved for large government bureaucracies and some corporations, and is mostly performed by b-tches.
she scored her self a b-tch job. she be eatin cake and sh-t while her man be sweatin at a construction site.
the complete oppisite of a bl-wj-b.
chris: “ah man brenda just gave me a b-tchjob , it makes me feel as if the last bl-wj-b i got is now null and void. man am i ever the complete oppisite of happy.”

shawn: “dude i f-cking hope you pull through, this my friend is a sad sad sad moment.”

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