bitch seat

1. the rear seat on a motorcylce because that’s where the b-tch rides.
2. the #1 spot on someone’s mysp-ce top 8 because that’s were everyone feels obligated to put thier gf.
“are they going out?”
“must be, she’s in his b-tch seat.”
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the middle seat in a truck, el camino, or car. normally where the girl sits when you have 2 men and 1 woman in a front-seat formation. occasionally, however, the awkward situation will arise where you have 3 males who must sit in the same front seat.
driver: well i guess we have to go in my truck
person 2: i call b-tch seat
person 3: why would you call b-tch seat you queer?
person 2: you are right, that was stupid of me
the p-ssenger seat on a motorcycle, called so because the biker’s b-tch rode on it.
hop on the b-tch seat, snook-ms, and i’ll take you for a ride on my hawg.
the middle seat of a vehicle. got it’s name for being known to seat b-tches, or women.
kristen can sit in the b-tch seat; she’s thin.
the middle seat in the back seat of a car. often when it’s a group of 3 people fitting in the backseat and you’re the one in the middle
guy 1: shotty no blitz!
guy 2: not b-tch
guy 3: not b-tch
driver: haha joe u got the b-tchseat
in context of the game shotgun , the b-tch seat is the seat that is last to be claimed after shotgun is called. it is the worst seat in the car, usually the middle back seat, although any backseat in the car can be the b-tch seat if it has, for example, a malfunctioning window or cr-ppy apholstery.
person 1: shotgun!
person 2: dammit. shotgun cobain! (back left seat)
person 3: shotgun back right hand!
person 4: ahh c’mon guys, i always get the b-tch seat!
person 3: sucked in dude.
the inside, banquette (bench) seat at a restaurant or bar where there are chairs on the other side of the tables. also, the inside seat at a corner booth. these seats are usually upholstered thus more comfortable and provide more room for handbags and other female paraphernalia.
my buddy and me went to get a bite to eat. they sat us at a two-top along the wall. i decided to grab the “b-tch seat” as it looked a lot more comfortable than the chair.