bitch stole my fish
the caption of a photo of a young boy glaring — for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny — at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.
(retelling an altercation with one’s girlfriend)
a: …and so she just took that sh-t from me. man, was i p-ssed. f-ckin’ b-tch stole my fish.
b: you gotta stand up for yourself, man. tell ya what, no f-ckin’ way i let that b-tch steal my fish.
(or, alternatively… while playing madden)
a: oh, f-ck, b-tch stole my fish!
b: that’s right, b-tch, pick six.
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