bitch taco


1. that one mexican mom in her 20’s with already 9 kids (and counting)

2. a word to call your friends when they’re being -ssholes and you’re in an “interesting” or “creative” mood
1: julio’s mom is from an asian decent, so is not a b-tchtaco
2: guy 1- why do you have to be an -ss-swab?

guy 2- depends, why do you have to be a b-tchtaco?
a taco with double the meat, double the sh-ll, and if you even think twice about eating it, amir blumenfeld gets to punch you in the back of the head, cause guess what. you’re being a b-tch.
“dude, i had two b-tch tacos for dinner last night.”

“aw man, i thought about eating one, but then amir blumenfeld popped out of nowhere and socked me in the back of my head.”
a taco with double the meat, double the sh-ll, and if you even think twice about eating it i get to punch you in the back of the head because, guess what? you’re being a b-tch. orignated on the hit webseries, “jake and amir”.
if you donate $100, i will personally deliver you a b-tch taco.
a taco with double the meat, double the sh-ll, and if you even think twice about eating, the giver gets to punch the receiver in the back of the head.
guy 1: wanna b-tch taco?
guy 2: sure, it looks really good with its double meat and sh-ll.
guy 1:(punches in the back of the head)
a complete sl-t who n-body in her household/group of friends actually like. her roots are probably showing and she most likely looks like a rat. keep your eyes out for a b-tchtaco… they’re a rare find.
sarah: should we invite clarise on our trip to egypt?
melanie: nah, that b-tchtaco would just steal our asian-hat-wearing future lays.
sarah: …true.
– b-tchtaco is a synonym for something/ someone stupid
-also for someone who is a scaredy cat about something/ everything

– a random insult
-“justin is such a b-tchtaco. he doesn’t even have the b-lls to get on the roller coaster ”
-“my computer is being such a little b-tchtaco! it won’t even turn on!”
-” you’re a b-tchtaco.”
when you see a girl in her big-ss suv with her cell phone between her ear and shoulder and it’s scary cause she’s so small and has no control over the vehicle.
walking out of a parking lot seeing a girl in her suv racing towards you while on her cell phone my first thought was “b-tch taco”

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