Bitch Trickery
noun \ˈbich ˈtri-k(ə-)rē\ – tactics employed by females to lull a male into a false sense of security and/or arousal. the most prevalent of these tactics are:
1. the heavy use of make-up by a female who, with it, looks somewhat or even exceedingly attractive, but without it, looks like an opossum that was h-t with a baseball bat wrapped in razor wire and then ran over by a truck set ablaze by the fiery wrath of satan’s p-ss. the male generally does not discover this until the morning after he has partic-p-ted in s-xually explicit acts with said female.
2. the online posting of pictures by females, generally only from their br–sts up, that usually make them appear busty and/or attractive, but below the br–sts suffer from conditions such as cottage cheese thighs, cottage cheese -ss, obesity, or any combination of these and other physical maladies. the male generally does not discover this until the female has become emotionally attached to him and/or the friendship/relationship is taken beyond the internet.
(1) dude, i went home with this hot chick from the club last night, and this morning awoke in the bed of a cave troll that appeared to have been struck by lightning and trampled by a herd of school buses. i’m a victim of some severe b-tch trickery.
(2) holy sh-t man, i started talking to this one girl online, she had a cute face, and the t-ts…my god the t-ts…they looked like aphrodite shat them upon her chest and molded them…so d-mn hot…turns out when i met her that they were b-cups she must have had in one h-ll of a push-up bra, with spider veins and some serious cottage cheese -ss. b-tch trickery at its finest. i need to go bleach my eyes.
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