Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!
1. a phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. a saying used when addressing a hooker, or prost-tute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. when said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your d-ck to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic sh-t-d-ck in their face. d-ck-slapping is optional. this action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. this action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be “on the house”.
1.
john: so i was talking to jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. but i wasn’t getting the picture, so she eventually…
alex: b-tch, you think i made of money? show you my d-ck!
2.
hooker: {moan} aiiiiiii!!!
{cell phone rings}
pedro: who the f-ck is that?
{pedro answers phone}
{hooker begins to pick up pedro’s wallet}
pedro: no ese, i don’t want to buy your sh-t cloggers. why don’t you forcibly insert one of those things into your -n-s?
{hangs up}
pedro: b-tch, you think i made of money?
{defecates on said hooker’s face.}
hooker: gahh! i can’t see!
{sh-t is smeared off by a giant mexican p-n-s}
hooker: is that a sh-tty p-n-s?
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