past tense of having someone “carlton” you. to be be fondled, f-cked, or violated without inviting it or wanting it
everytime he comes around me, i feel carltoned.
to label a girl as a tramp; to cl-ss as acceptable for a one night stand “that girl aint hot but she is tonightable”
- Carpe Peeum
the act of seizing the bathroom before someone else does. “hey kevin, you’d better carpe peeum before my dad gets in there”
the act of being noobish; used to describe people who have no idea what they are doing or people that are being idiots. objects can also be noobly in the sense that they seem idiotic or do not fit in in some way. 1st speaker: hey, did you see miley cyrus’s newest music video? 2nd […]
- noob zombies
noob zombies is a word used by most forums and games to describe a infection of noobs. they commonly troll forums posting stupid answers to every stupid thread there is which in return causes more stupidity with the once intelligent forum users. the infection and uprising of noobs can be caused by one noob. or […]
- can-uh pepsi
an -sshole or belligerent d-ck man, that b-tch is a can-uh pepsi.