Bitches be crazy
someone once told me the words that i now live my life by, “b-tches be crazy”. it is pretty self explanatory. every single girl is the sp-wn of satan and therefore has some sort of screw loose in thier noggins which makes b-tches crazy. thats why you can’t understand them as a guy, cause they’re not real people
matt: dude my girlfriend sucks a lot, and not the good kind
sean: b-tches be crazy, lets go get buffalo chicken wraps
matt: wow……. you changed my life forever.
not so much a blunt statement as it is a motto in life. this simple yet profound observation states what we all think about b-tches and their ways and sums up into simple terms the craziness that they be.
not all women are b-tches, and not even all b-tches are women, but the b-tches that be are, in fact, crazy.
the correct reply upon hearing this is to echo it back in confirmation.
guy1: last week my ex scratched a giant c-ck onto the side of my car, and just today i got a text from her asking me to take her back…. the f-ck?!?
guy2: dude, b-tches be crazy.
guy1: b-tches be crazy.
one of the only phrases a man can say to comfort himself after a woman does something irrational, ignorant, or insane. it is used to laugh away the confusion a “b-tch” inflicts upon a perfectly sane man.
marcus: “taylor is driving me crazy man! she doesn’t make any sense.”
jordan: “well, you know how it goes man…”
marcus: “yeah, bro…”
jordan: “b-tches be crazy.”
1. not a rude utterance, or misogynistic remark, merely a statement of fact, alluding to the widely accepted and scientifically proven postulate that states women are crazy
2. usually muttered in the company of women, which creates a hostile response bordering on insanity, thereby proving the theory
jamie: “i love glee!”
matt: “b-tches be crazy…”
jamie: “what!? f-ck you! i’ll cut you you son of a b-tch!”
matt: “thank you for proving my point.”
the condition which all women suffer from. which is being crazy because are b-tches are crazy.
this is why women are illogical, because they are crazy.
dangerous dave: yo dude, why did that chick yell about the tv?
me: because man, b-tches be crazy
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