bitchilibrium
when two people, stereotypically women, are so b-tchy to each other that they create a sort of balance, and actually manage to have a functioning pseudo-friendship.
-sarah and jane are having a coffee together. cindy walks by and says h-llo-
cindy: hey loser, how’s life being the tubbiest girl in town?
sarah: better than having the ugliest face in town.
cindy: coming to steve’s party tonight, or weren’t you invited?
sarah: actually it’s tom’s party, if he’d invited you himself, you would have known!
cindy: oh wonderful! see you tonight girls!
-later-
jane: i don’t know how you can stand her. she’s such a b-tch to you.
sarah: yeah, but it’s weird… i just dish it right back, and we seem to have sort of reached a b-tchilibrium.
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- Bitch please, nigga!
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- Bitimus
powerful goddess of beauty, grace, and peace. immortal companion to the g-d artimus she is blessed with the beauty of bitimus enjoy this day which has been kissed as by bitimus we beg of you, bitimus; bless this couple with joy !
- bite on my cupcake
syn: kiss my -ss syn: lick my cl-t shut the f-ck up n bite on my cupcake!
- biwm
stands for “bis-xual white male”, typically used in personals, and other such dating/meet-up services. john doe, 23yo, male, biwm, 6’1