Bitching and Winning


a point beyond perfection, unattainable to most humans. a level of awesome so great others may mistake it for drug use.
i’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and b-tching and winning every second and i’m not perfect and b-tchin’ and just delivering the goods at every freakin’ turn. –charlie sheen

this sandwich is so b-tching and winning.

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