Bitchitis


a fictional disease that causes someone to become a b-tch. to get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.
don’t touch her or else you’ll catch b-tchitis.
an illness originating from weakness, some symptoms include wanting to go home early, complaining a lot, freaking out for no reason, over exaggerating, and loss of humor. although some say it is not contagious, spending time with an “infectee” you will begin to experience symptoms and the more time spent the symptoms will elevate.
man he sure does have b-tchitis today, he must have caught it from mike when they were wrestling.
#b-tchitis #baby #p-ssy #mike #complainer
the state of acting extremely b-tchy. usually used to describe a person who is habitually b-tchy, and is currently exhibiting a particularly bad case of his/her unpleasant att-tude.
don’t mess with her. she’s got a bad case of the b-tchitis this afternoon.
an uncurrable disease contacted at birth by all females and a few unlucky males. individuals with this disorder show symptoms simular to those portrayed by b-tches.
scarlet: “complain, complain, complain, ect….”
me: “why are you b-tching so much?”
scarley: “im so sorry, i’m havin a bad b-tchitis episode.”
#b-tchy #aggravating #complaintive #b-tch #beotcj
when someone is such a b-tch that you think they must have a disease because they take b-tching to a whole new level
she is such a b-tch. she must have b-tchitis
#b-tch #hormones #period #pms #girls
a fictional disease that causes someone to become a b-tch. to get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.
don’t touch her or else you’ll catch b-tchitis.
a fictional disease that causes someone to become a b-tch. to get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.
don’t touch her or else you’ll catch b-tchitis.
when someone suffers from extreme b-tchiness
she’s got b-tch-itis, she’s a b-tch to everyone
#b-tch #f-ck #wh-r- #douchebag #woman

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