Bitchmess
an impending storm of b-tchery; including but not limited too, catty comments, hair pulling, p-ssive aggressive insults, and general meanness.
hold my earrings while i clean up this b-tchmess
Read Also:
- Clintonization
the -ss-ssination, murder, or mysterious, quesitonable disappearance or death of a person or persons that have evidence to charge, prosecute, or deface hillary or ex-president bill clinton. all the parnters -ssociated with hillary clinton’s real estate scandal were victims of clintonization. source http://prorev.com/legacy.htm arkansas sudden death syndrome – number of persons in the clinton machine […]
- Cleaning the plate
when your eating p-ssy or v-g-n- i was cleaning the plate last night after completing that famous “chilli dog”, the man and woman both enjoy a feast of your leftovers. (leftovers being the sh-tty mess on the woman’s chest) woman: wow i sure and hungry, wanna go out to sizzlers? man: no i’m ok, i […]
- rita bowling
a wonderful, smart, adorable person whom i love and live for. rita is a wonderful, smart, adorable person.
- Text Message Karma
when you don’t text someone back (i.e. that annoying f-cker you gave your number to) so no one you actually want to hear from replies to your texts. friend: g-d, i wish he would just text me back. friend 2: then stop ignoring other texts. it’s your text message karma.
- thanks tips
a sarcastic reply to someone’s pointless, obvious statement. can be said with varying degrees of snark or nastiness, depending on situation origin uncertain. may come from the ‘helpful tips’ supplied by computer programs and similar. lucy walks in out of the rain, soaked to the skin. dennis: wow, you’re soaking wet! lucy: thanks tips! i […]