Text Message Karma


when you don’t text someone back (i.e. that annoying f-cker you gave your number to) so no one you actually want to hear from replies to your texts.
friend: g-d, i wish he would just text me back.

friend 2: then stop ignoring other texts. it’s your text message karma.

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