bitchslap the trout
a term used when a lesbian couple are having s-x and one of them slaps the others v-g-n- with extreme force.
it is also an insult to people as a mixture of ‘go f-ck yourself.’ or ‘you done f-cked up.’ a termed first said by a youtuber named rob dyk-.
lesbian 1: “what are you going to do to me?”
lesbian 2: “i’m going to b-tchslap the trout.”
man 1: “how dare you imply that i’m not a pokemon fan? b-tchslap the trout.”
man 2: “holy sh-t my bad.”
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