bitchy resting face
a b-tchy alternative to the usual blank look most people have. this is a condition affecting the facial muscles, suffered by millions of women worldwide. people suffering from b-tchy resting face (brf) have the tendency look hostile and/or judgemental at rest. their expression does not necessarily reflect how they are feeling inside. brf can ruin friendships and first impressions, start fights and kill an atmosphere.
“i think deborah hates me!!”, “nah don’t worry susie, she just has a nasty b-tchy resting face”
“that customer just lectured me on customer service and threatened to take her business elsewhere! what did i do wrong?” “prob just your brf”.
when a womans face looks like shes p-ssed off when really, she can be as happy as ever. also her face can make her appear as a total b-tch.
“i dont like the girl ilymorgannn. she looks like a total b-tch.”…… ” she just has a b-tchy resting face, shes actually perfect in all ways ”
when a woman’s default, or neutral, facial expression is rather b-tchy and mean looking in nature. she can be happy, nice and even in a great mood, but she’ll still have that look. they can’t help it.
people would usually think that women with the brf syndrome hate them or something, even though they don’t. so don’t ever think that – 99% of them may love you even.
older women are the worst offenders when it comes to this syndrome.
– oh my g-d, what is up with flora? just saw her today and she was giving me and my family the ugly look.
– nah don’t worry, she has the case of the b-tchy resting face syndrome. that’s how they naturally look when they’re at a neutral expression.
next day:
– f-cking flora…why did she give us that ugly b-tchy face aga……
– omg enough already! i just i told you why!
day 3:
– have you heard about flora giving people ugly faces? wonder why?
– -sigh-
a blank look that makes a woman look angry all the time, even if they aren’t.
him: man, did you see the b-tchy resting face on mich-lle obama?
her: no biggie, she always looks p-ssed off.
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