bitcoin digger
a gold digger who focuses on attracting tech entrepreneurs. a bitcoin digger can’t use the typical clues for wealth and status (rolexes, etc.), but looks for guys who wear the same hoodie and jeans every day, name-drop venture capital firms, and prominently list themselves as “founder” or “co-founder” on linkedin.
“christie’s new boyfriend is head over heals for her, but he seems a little socially awkward. nice, but awkward.”
“i know. the only reason she is dating him is because he has a tech job in silicon valley. she’s a shameless bitcoin digger.”
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